Five Quiet Guys in a Tee-Pee

 1994 American river between Sacramento and Lake Tahoe. It’s a surprise bachelor party for Loni. Loni,Bo,Motlet,Ned and Dukey rent a 5 man tee-pee which included river rapid rides meals and other assorted fun things to do in the woods. Loni had no idea what was about to happen. Dukey grabbed a bag full of prank crap which included itchy powder, stink bombs, a cigarette light me and get squirted gun, and other annoying little things to do to a bachelor. Click! The boys all settled into this huge Tee-Pee which was a little tight but worked out OK. Let the games begin. They broke out all the wiffleball tools and got a few other people to play. The second half of the first inning Dukey put some itching powder on the back of Loni as he dug into the batters box. Click. Nothing funnier than watching someone squirm and itch and not know what was going on. He thought there were bugs all over him. Later on everyone got ready for the rapids. The water was flowing pretty good that day. Of course there were many adult beverages before and after the ride. Nobody shut up the whole day. Dukey got rocked out of the boat about 200 yards from some class four Rapids and was screamed at by the guide to get back in the boat. After lots of food and beverages and of course a shower they all headed to the local tavern. Bo was in charge of the cigarette that squirted. What he would do was ask someone for a light because the cigarette was in his mouth and when they went to light it he would press/ bite the rubber ball in his mouth attached to the fake cigarette and water would squirt into the poor slobs faces. Many stink bombs were thrown into the ladies room all evening. Needless to say everybody at the tavern hated them as usual. By the end of the evening people were not sure if they loved them or hated them. Back at the camp was a huge food fight where all the supplies were before the obnoxious idiots made their way to sleep back in the mancave/ Tee-Pee. The next morning the powers that be were asking around who was throwing the food. After surveying the area Dukey and Bo saw food splats all over the place. After spending a month there for two nights, instead of taking the bus they took a flight home. It’s not the first time this has happened. It’s nice to see they are all growing up.