Ganzi Tibet 13K Feet

It was dark and real early in the morning when the Christian climbers boarded the so-called bus to go higher in the Himalayas for their mission trip. It was like something out of a movie.People, chickens, dogs and whatever else was on the if you want to call it a bus were ready to move. Joey The Cheese Man and Dukey we’re in the second to the last row. Cheese weighed in around 250 pounds and was an ex wrestler. They were all packed in like sardines and it was about 10 minutes before lift off. The two studs sat above the back tire wheel wells so their knees were almost in their mouth’s. Suddenly the cheese looks at dukey like there was a major problem and there was. He had to relieve himself at the nearby bathroom they had used the night before which was about 20 yards from the bus. Dukey decided to escort the big guy and it took up most of the 10 minutes to get out of the stinking thing.Their head lamps were packed in their backpacks along with the 70 pounds of Christian wind up and solar gospels that were in the Tibetan language so they had to go by star light. The two explores could barely see but made their way to the men’s room. Dukey stood near the door as the cheese began to start relieving himself when dukey noticed a red glow about knee-high in the make shift stall. Suddenly dukey realized the red glow was from a cigarette of this poor Tibetan man squatting. He grabbed cheese by the back of the shirt and pulled him straight back before he nailed the guy and screamed stop! The poor little guy mumbled something in his own language and bolted out of the place. The cheese relieved himself and the two bathroom heads made their way back to the bus to play with the chickens.