The Fight for Parking

That never happened

The bottom of Mammoth ski slope in California was near blizzard conditions, and it was getting dark. Duke and Bo managed to get their car up the driveway to the restaurant, but they could not find a parking space. About 20 feet in front of the car comes Seal and Heidi.

Bo Daddy, sitting shot gun, rolls down the window and says SEALMAN!! What’s going on?? After a bit of rap, a minute, maybe less, Bo asked to take possession of their parking spot. They obliged.

As we went into the restaurant the pair pretended they’d been in a fight with an African American. “We just took care of that guy out there in the parking lot. His girlfriend, too.” The staff started freaking out. “You dummies! Don’t you know who that was?” Dumb and Dumber let it ride for a minute more before they told them what really happened.